Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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