Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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