are you still at the devil's house?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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