Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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