debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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