The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
