Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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