so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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