Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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