Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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