She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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