Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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