I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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