Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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