Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Randomize
