You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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