So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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