Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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