after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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