Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you had me at cake vodka
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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