You really coming over, don't trick.
Where is the hickey?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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