haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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