Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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