She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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