Only a mothe r could love this liver
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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