But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
