And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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