i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Operation Purity has been aborted
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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