don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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