I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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