You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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