your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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