Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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