We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
