Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
