i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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