I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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