just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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