4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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