i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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