My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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