just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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