how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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