We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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