Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
The ass gains better be worth it
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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