i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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