what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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