Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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