So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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