i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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